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City Employees are Verified 100% Human at Recent Wellness Fair

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RUMOR brought to Jimmy's Camp:

City Employees are almost human.

Jimmy's Fact to Trade:

A recent voluntary review of city employee health and wellness has confirmed that city employees are in fact 100% human. Despite statements out there that city staff are, "almost human," the city is proud to confirm that is just a rumor, and that Fountain's employees are in fact, human beings.


Published: 12/21/23